For the official record, this is Captain Tyler J. MacKerrick on board the Earth Escape ship New Freedom. With me in the cockpit of this wondrous damn rocket is what is left of the original 187,325 members of the crew and passengers. There are at this time 6 of us left. Besides myself, there is Dr. Merida Singhe, the once famous Astrophysicist and Nobel Peace Prize recipient. Ensign 1st Class Jamie Landrews, the last surviving crew member besides myself. Classical pianist Robert Guild, but unfortunately we don't have a piano. The ship's current medical Doc is Tammi with an "i" Wilson, formerly at vet tech, and last but certainly not least is little Abby age 4, who doesn't know her last name, but is still cute as a button.
The date is of course day one of month one of year one again, for let's see, I believe this is the 1, 453rd time. We have, once again, all awakened to find that the ship is caught and somehow suspended in some sort of what Dr. Singhe is calling a space time bubble, for lack of a better explanation.
This bubble, once again ladies and gentlemen is of course still, right about dead center in between the gravitational pulls of 2 massive black holes. The one to my left, that we like to call "our" black hole, is the one that sucked in our former home the planet formerly known as Earth. The other one, to my right, friends and neighbors, is the one I personally call "oh shit, now we're fucked".
Sometime during the Earth year 2012, long before I was born, Earth Scientist discovered "Our" black hole and figured out that in or around the year 2095 the planet Earth would be sucked into it. So, being the busy little proactive planners they were, they began building a fleet of Escape ships supposedly to save the human race.
Of course, black holes being the unpredictable little buggers they are, our black hole decided to arrive to the party early. By the Earth year 2064, the brainiacs figured we all had about 6 months left before our sun got sucked in, and after doing a lot more math, they figured the Earth would follow around 12 hours after the sun. Since this really messed with their original time table, the planned 500 ships were far from being completed. In fact, there were only 10 ships even sort of close to completion, and all 10 were merely prototypes and not actually fully functional. Ain't life grand!
By the time that time had run out for real, only 6 of the 10 ships were able to actually ready to go. So, the 6 ships were quickly filled with World leaders, scientists and a bunch of really rich people. Other than the crews, all of your average Joe's & Jane's were left behind. One of the 6 ships blew up on take off. Two more blew up trying to break through Earth's gravitational field. That left just three.
The American ship, New Freedom, the Chinese Ship Blue Sun and the UK ship cheekily named the Tardis. All three of the remaining ships formed a line, going at full speed in the opposite direction of the black hole. 17 hours after take off our sun was swallowed, 2 hours later the Earth followed suit. We tried to run, but we never really had a chance.
3 days after lift off we saw the second black hole as it began pulling the Tardis further and further away from us. Behind us, the Blue Sun was losing ground and being pulled into our black hole. Frantically we somehow managed to turn the New freedom sideways in an attempt to try and slip out the middle of the two death holes about to collide. This attempt is what Dr. Singhe surmises caused us to be stuck in this bubble.
15 hours after both the Blue Sun and the Tardis had been lost to their respective vortexes. We in the New Freedom were slammed? Disintegrated? Encapsulated? I just don't have the words to truly describe what happened when the two Universes collided.
The first time, I thought we had all died, myself included. At first, the ship begins to tremble, then shake, sort of like an Earth quake in space. Then the ship begins to spin, faster and faster until you can't stop screaming. then everything begins to disintigrate, to break apart. You feel yourself coming apart, on a cellular level, from the inside out. It's like you can feel yourself turning into dust, or atoms.
Dr, Singhe says it's what it must feel like if teleportation was actually possible. It's amazing, wondrous and horrific. You feel yourself go from being a solid human being to being a billion tiny particles of pure energy. It's a lot like I imagine it would feel like to be shredded or to explode. Everything becomes the brightest and hottest light imaginable and then it all goes black.
Then, we all wake up again to find our selves here again, stuck in this infernal bubble counting down 15 hours once again. After the first time, we lost about half of the people on board, and I truly mean lost, as in completely disappeared. Each time we lose more. After the third time, the suicides started. People choosing their own way out rather than leaving it the the unknown or fate or whatever you want to call it.
After about the 30th time, we tried sedatives and sleeping pills, thinking it might be easier if we were all asleep. It didn't work, seems our consciousness awakens when we're torn apart on a sub-atomic level. As Captain, as long as there are others still alive, I will continue to go down with my ship forgoing suicide until I disappear as well, or until I am the only one left. So, once again, this is Captain Tyler J. MacKerrick of the New Freedom, signing off with 14 hours and 32 minutes left until the next incident.
In the spirit of hope, humanity, hot dogs and apple pie, we greet each new awakening as if somehow we might escape and begin anew. As if this time we will press the right button, or if there is a God a miracle will happen and somehow, this time we will manage to break free and humankind will survive. So each day we begin again, a fresh new day, a fresh new year. Until next time, Happy New Year.






